New manager Eric Graham (Pictured left, with Tigers manager Mat McNeil) has gotten off to a shaky start. He has failed a preliminary drug test required upon entry to the league. Report say the test came up positive for THC.
Mets officials were reached for comment earlier today. "We're terribly dissapointed, but we're not hanging our heads over it. We want everyone to know we still support him 100%, despite his questionable decisions", GM Joe McIlvaine reports.
Graham was also reached at his household for comment: "Shit who cares.... I seen tha pic, eyes bloodshot, stoned...fuck it. Weed aint dangerous fellas', aint snortin powder or nothin, aint really see tha big deal" The league has yet to come down with a disciplinary action for the skipper, if there is one at all, but hopefully he's not lightin up in the clubhouse before games, or we might be seeing some weird [expletive deleted] go down on the field this season.
Players were quick to jump to Grahams rescue. Todd Hundley weighed in on the issue: "Shit I take steroids and ya'll dont bust me....." Its good to know the players havent turned yet. Lets hope he can get clean by opening day.
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