by Larry Abraham
The Mets will hop on the redeye back home to gear up for their home opener against the San Francisco Giants. The Giants beat up on the Mets at 3comm stadium in their last series, but Butch Huskey sees things going differently at Shea. "We know the park well; we know where to drive the ball, how to play the field, things are going to be different."
Graham also shared equal enthusiasm about the series. "Welcome to New York niggguuuhssss. Yall gonna be eaten alive out here, dis' is hell- and your gonna be ankle deep in molten lava burning alive"
The Mets will be taking batting practice early on before the game and will more than likely be available for autographs for a few kids and any hot sluts that wanna snag a graph' and sell it online. "We're lookin forward to the titties hangin out, supposed to be a nice day, hopefully it warms up so we see some halter tops and short shorts" Carl Everett stated.
Heavy police presence will be lining up around the stadium to prevent any incidents, if a fan does however have the balls to run on the field, he will be beaten mercilessly to within an inch of his life.
The first 1,000 fans will recieve a Rey Ordonez autographed poster. So cmon' out to the park, pay $400 for an upper deck seat and cheer on the Mets!!!
carl everett WOULD say that. he was a real street nigga, more like a basketball player mentality than baseball
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